Post by Imagination on Apr 14, 2007 9:02:45 GMT -5
The Evilness of Camille Underwear Henrietta Saroyan.
By Imagination (CJ)
Disclaimer: Don’t own BONES.
Summary: Following getting humiliated at Wong Foo’s Camille starts getting revenge. Just a random piece I cooked up.
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“Bones come on, come to Wong Foo’s with me and the rest of the squint squad, take your mind off your deadline” Booth. Annoying and persistent. For the last half hour he had been nagging her to come out with him and her friends which he called ‘The Squint Squad’. Each time she resisted but it was getting tiring and really annoying.
“Fine yes, okay if you will just stop bugging me and if you have me back by four. And by four I mean in the afternoon, not in the morning” She agreed but set her own conditions. “Five” he argued. “Four thirty” she argued back. “Five” he wasn’t budging. “Fine.” She said. “Okay come on then, Wong Foo’s awaits” he said and pulled back her chair and when she stood up he put his hand on the small of her back and led her out the door. As usual.
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“Nice of you to show” that was Angela. Hodgins was opposite of her staring at her. Hodgins was nuts about her. Zach was sitting on the other side of Angela. Staring into his food. Probably wondering about math or something like that. Camille was opposite Zach staring at Booth. Temperance took the seat next to Zach and Booth sat opposite her.
“Sorry, but it took about half an hour to convince Bones to come” Booth said while gesturing a waiter over so they could order.
After ordering Booth excused himself to the bathroom.
“I see he’s wearing his weird socks again and his bright ties” Angela remarked. “Yeah and the tie is ugly as hell” Hodgins laughed. “I think it’s nice” Temperance said. “Oh you would” Angela said. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Temperance asked.
“That the man has the worst sense of style ever and yet you like it. Well actually you just like him” Angela said. “That’s ridiculous” Camille said angrily before Temperance could reply. “Sorry Cam, guess Angela forgot you were here” Hodgins said with an evil grin.
“Well it doesn’t matter because Booth doesn’t like her” Camille said. “Actually…” Angela trailed off. “They are like Scully and Mulder” Hodgins said. “I don’t know what that means” Temperance said. “Of course you wouldn’t. You really need to buy a TV” Angela said. “I don’t know what that means either” Zach put in. “Zach only watches the news” Hodgins said.
“You are one sad lonely boy Zach” Camille said. “I am not a sad—“ Zach was cut off by Booth sitting back down at the table. “Booth do you like Dr Brennan” Camille asked. “What? What have I missed?” Booth asked confused. “Just answer the question” Camille snapped.
“I uh...” Booth stammered. Camille pushed her seat back. “Seeley Booth we are so over” Camille said and turned around only to bump into a waiter carrying a huge cake. “Oh god” Angela laughed hysterically. “This is such a Kodak moment” Hodgins laughed with her, rather drunkenly.
“Luckily I have a camera” Zach finally spoke and pulled out a camera from his bag and snapped a picture of Camille. “Dude how much for a copy?” Hodgins asked. “A dollar each” Zach said.
”I’ll take 50” Hodgins said and started digging through his wallet. “Screw 50, I’ll take a hundred” Booth said, really enjoying the fact that Camille was covered in cake. “This isn’t funny” Camille cried. “Yes it is” Temperance snorted.
“So how many copies do you want?” Zach asked eagerly. “One—no wait, I have to get one for Russ… Oh who am I kidding? I’ll take a hundred, same as Booth” Temperance laughed.
“You all think this is rather funny don’t you? Well let me assure you, you haven’t seen the last of Camille Underwear Henrietta Saroyan” she said and started toward the exit. Before she could quite leave however, she slipped and landed facedown in a freshly laid pile of dog poop that had somehow ended up in the restaurant.
“Zach –“ Hodgins started trying not to burst out laughing. “Camera, right” he said and snapped a few pictures.
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“None of you are leaving here until you figure out what killed her” Camille barked at the rest of the squint squad a few days later. She was being particularly mean because of the photos that had somehow circulated the Jeffersonian and had been tacked up on every bulletin in the place.
“Didn’t we already figure it out?” Hodgins whispered to Angela. “Yeah but she is trying to make us pay for all those photo’s that are hanging around the place” Temperance whispered to them.
“Bones, how we going on that girl?” Booth’s voice sounded from the other side of the lab, he was walking toward them. “Well we have a cause of death but Cam isn’t listening to us because of the photos and she’s not letting us leave” Zach said.
“Well too bad for her Bones, cause we are going to lunch” Booth said and grabbed Temperance’s hand and started pulling her toward the exit. “What? Booth I have work to do” she complained trying to stay put. “Too bad Bones, we are going to lunch and that’s that” Booth said firmly and started pulling her to the exit again.
“That’s so not fair” Angela complained. “So they got to go to lunch, we can go do something more exciting in your office” Hodgins suggested with a grin. “Is that a promise?” Angela asked and Hodgins waggled his eyebrows. Angela grabbed his hand and then ran off to her office.
“I’m all alone” Zach said. “Not anymore. Where are the rest of those squints?” Camille asked in a scary voice from behind me. “H-Hodgins and A-Angela w-w-went and did st-stuff in her office… B-b-Booth and Dr B-Brennan w-w-went to l-l-lunch… DON’T HURT ME!!” Zach stuttered. “Oh Zach, Zach, Zach… I’m not going to hurt you, we are going to have a little play session” Camille said evilly. Zach’s eyes widened with fear and he gulped.
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A/N: So how did Booth’s and Brennan’s lunch date go? And what did Cam do to Zach? Find out in the next chapter of “The Evilness Of Camille Underwear Henrietta Saroyan” Yes I was very bored.
By Imagination (CJ)
Disclaimer: Don’t own BONES.
Summary: Following getting humiliated at Wong Foo’s Camille starts getting revenge. Just a random piece I cooked up.
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“Bones come on, come to Wong Foo’s with me and the rest of the squint squad, take your mind off your deadline” Booth. Annoying and persistent. For the last half hour he had been nagging her to come out with him and her friends which he called ‘The Squint Squad’. Each time she resisted but it was getting tiring and really annoying.
“Fine yes, okay if you will just stop bugging me and if you have me back by four. And by four I mean in the afternoon, not in the morning” She agreed but set her own conditions. “Five” he argued. “Four thirty” she argued back. “Five” he wasn’t budging. “Fine.” She said. “Okay come on then, Wong Foo’s awaits” he said and pulled back her chair and when she stood up he put his hand on the small of her back and led her out the door. As usual.
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“Nice of you to show” that was Angela. Hodgins was opposite of her staring at her. Hodgins was nuts about her. Zach was sitting on the other side of Angela. Staring into his food. Probably wondering about math or something like that. Camille was opposite Zach staring at Booth. Temperance took the seat next to Zach and Booth sat opposite her.
“Sorry, but it took about half an hour to convince Bones to come” Booth said while gesturing a waiter over so they could order.
After ordering Booth excused himself to the bathroom.
“I see he’s wearing his weird socks again and his bright ties” Angela remarked. “Yeah and the tie is ugly as hell” Hodgins laughed. “I think it’s nice” Temperance said. “Oh you would” Angela said. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Temperance asked.
“That the man has the worst sense of style ever and yet you like it. Well actually you just like him” Angela said. “That’s ridiculous” Camille said angrily before Temperance could reply. “Sorry Cam, guess Angela forgot you were here” Hodgins said with an evil grin.
“Well it doesn’t matter because Booth doesn’t like her” Camille said. “Actually…” Angela trailed off. “They are like Scully and Mulder” Hodgins said. “I don’t know what that means” Temperance said. “Of course you wouldn’t. You really need to buy a TV” Angela said. “I don’t know what that means either” Zach put in. “Zach only watches the news” Hodgins said.
“You are one sad lonely boy Zach” Camille said. “I am not a sad—“ Zach was cut off by Booth sitting back down at the table. “Booth do you like Dr Brennan” Camille asked. “What? What have I missed?” Booth asked confused. “Just answer the question” Camille snapped.
“I uh...” Booth stammered. Camille pushed her seat back. “Seeley Booth we are so over” Camille said and turned around only to bump into a waiter carrying a huge cake. “Oh god” Angela laughed hysterically. “This is such a Kodak moment” Hodgins laughed with her, rather drunkenly.
“Luckily I have a camera” Zach finally spoke and pulled out a camera from his bag and snapped a picture of Camille. “Dude how much for a copy?” Hodgins asked. “A dollar each” Zach said.
”I’ll take 50” Hodgins said and started digging through his wallet. “Screw 50, I’ll take a hundred” Booth said, really enjoying the fact that Camille was covered in cake. “This isn’t funny” Camille cried. “Yes it is” Temperance snorted.
“So how many copies do you want?” Zach asked eagerly. “One—no wait, I have to get one for Russ… Oh who am I kidding? I’ll take a hundred, same as Booth” Temperance laughed.
“You all think this is rather funny don’t you? Well let me assure you, you haven’t seen the last of Camille Underwear Henrietta Saroyan” she said and started toward the exit. Before she could quite leave however, she slipped and landed facedown in a freshly laid pile of dog poop that had somehow ended up in the restaurant.
“Zach –“ Hodgins started trying not to burst out laughing. “Camera, right” he said and snapped a few pictures.
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“None of you are leaving here until you figure out what killed her” Camille barked at the rest of the squint squad a few days later. She was being particularly mean because of the photos that had somehow circulated the Jeffersonian and had been tacked up on every bulletin in the place.
“Didn’t we already figure it out?” Hodgins whispered to Angela. “Yeah but she is trying to make us pay for all those photo’s that are hanging around the place” Temperance whispered to them.
“Bones, how we going on that girl?” Booth’s voice sounded from the other side of the lab, he was walking toward them. “Well we have a cause of death but Cam isn’t listening to us because of the photos and she’s not letting us leave” Zach said.
“Well too bad for her Bones, cause we are going to lunch” Booth said and grabbed Temperance’s hand and started pulling her toward the exit. “What? Booth I have work to do” she complained trying to stay put. “Too bad Bones, we are going to lunch and that’s that” Booth said firmly and started pulling her to the exit again.
“That’s so not fair” Angela complained. “So they got to go to lunch, we can go do something more exciting in your office” Hodgins suggested with a grin. “Is that a promise?” Angela asked and Hodgins waggled his eyebrows. Angela grabbed his hand and then ran off to her office.
“I’m all alone” Zach said. “Not anymore. Where are the rest of those squints?” Camille asked in a scary voice from behind me. “H-Hodgins and A-Angela w-w-went and did st-stuff in her office… B-b-Booth and Dr B-Brennan w-w-went to l-l-lunch… DON’T HURT ME!!” Zach stuttered. “Oh Zach, Zach, Zach… I’m not going to hurt you, we are going to have a little play session” Camille said evilly. Zach’s eyes widened with fear and he gulped.
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A/N: So how did Booth’s and Brennan’s lunch date go? And what did Cam do to Zach? Find out in the next chapter of “The Evilness Of Camille Underwear Henrietta Saroyan” Yes I was very bored.